I hit the taco stand down the street a little while ago. The cheap steak is sitting nice in my belly, but I can’t stop thinking about the other meat I didn’t get a chance to try. That thick little Latin mama had me drooling to give her a creampie while she scooped cilantro on my lunch. I ate half before I had to give in and just load up 8thStreetLatinas.com.
They might cost a little more, but the tight, young tacos over on 8th street are all pink inside. Their owners love to spread them open for the camera and any waiting cock. Save the churro for later. Let’s watch some pornography.
Latina Porn from a Big Name
8th Street Latinas has been around since 2002. Very few porn sites stick around this long, so their age alone is already a mark of quality. You’ll see another one as soon as you hit their landing page. At the very top of the screen, in bold letters, you see who’s behind this collection of Latina porn: RealityKings.
RealityKings started in a college dorm room decades ago, and they’ve grown into one of the biggest Internet porn empires around. Their network of sex sites is enormous, and their reputation for top-shelf smut precedes them worldwide. There’s a good chance you’ve subscribed to one or more of their sites in the past.
If the sample page is anything to go on, 8thStreetLatinas is as filthy and sexy as the rest of RK’s offerings. Nicole Rey practices her deep-throating skills on a popsicle before taking a real-life giant cock in her mouth. Italian babe Mia Pearl auditions to be a TV weather girl and struggles to deliver a forecast as she’s fingered and fucked from behind.
I checked out the preview for Maxxxed Out. Monica Asis’s boyfriend isn’t happy about all the money she’s been spending, but I’m guessing he forgot by the time he stuck his tongue in her asshole. She gobbles his cock and sucks his balls before taking it in that tight Latina cunt. You only get two minutes of squealing before the preview ends, which is a hell of a way to hook customers. I need more now.
Get Your Sexy Latina Fix
A monthly membership to 8thStreetLatinas goes for thirty bucks, the same rate as most premium fuck sites these days. Longer memberships break down cheaper, and you can get a short trial for a buck. Remember to cancel that trial before it expires, because the fine print says you get auto-billed for a regular membership at an inflated rate. That’s sneaky, cruel, and pretty goddamn funny.
You can pay by credit card if you’re a normal person, or by check if you live at the nursing home and somebody wipes your ass for you. Remember to swipe your roommate’s Cialis or you’re wasting your money, grandpa.
Cyber-criminals, terrorists, conspiracy nuts and libertarians can pay for their Latina blowjob movies with crypto-currency. See? You really can use bitcoin for something other than a birthday card full of LSD. It’s totally legit, guys, and this proves it. People are doing all kinds of upstanding and respectable things with crypto.
RealityKings are masters of the upsell. When you log in to 8thStreetLatinas, they actually take you away from the Latin sex site and drop you off at the central RealityKings site. You’ll watch your Latina sex movies there, but you’ll also see all the other movies from RK sites you subscribe to. If you’re only subscribed to one, don’t worry, they’ll give you plenty of opportunities to spend more money.
A big ad slides by among the featured movies at the top of the screen. RK wants me to unlock downloads for an extra fifteen bucks a month. Honestly, that sucks. Most sites these days roll in downloads as part of the standard membership. This could be confidence or arrogance, but we won’t know until we watch the porno. Maybe it’s really that good.
Hundreds of Latina Fuck Movies
The full archive goes all the way back to the early days of the site. Right now, there are nearly 800 movies in 8thStreetLatina’s stash. The early videos are grainier and not as refined, but they still hold up. You can go back in time and see the seeds of what has become a world-class Latina porn site.
Speaking of seeds, you’ll see a lot of spilled ones in their videos throughout the years. Some sexy Puerto Rican babe named Jackie took a beautiful cumshot in 2002’s Butta Rican, and girls like Vicki Chase are still continuing the tradition in the site’s sticky offerings today.
While the site is still growing, it’s not growing at the steadiest rate. There were 3 updates last month, but only 2, 1, and 0 in the months before that. We’re midway through January and there still hasn’t been a new clip added.
I think the irregular update schedule may actually be a ploy to get you to sign up for more RK paysites. The more sites you have on your main screen, the more regular updates you’ll be able to jerk off to. My advice for the cheapskates and bargain shoppers would be to subscribe once, download everything you like, and come back from time to time to see what’s new.
The screengrab for Miami Car Wash caught my attention and I knew I was going to end up using the rest of my lube. This exotic slut is getting some hard cock against the hood of a car, and Luna Star is sucking on her titties. Luna’s a Cuban-American broad with the kind of juicy round ass that keeps me coming back to Latina sites. Yum yum, give me some.
Free Car Washes for Hot Sluts
The video opens with these gorgeous sluts pulling into what appears to be a rich dude’s driveway, where they negotiate for a car wash. It’s an unusual setup, but maybe they just do things differently in Miami.
It turns out a random rich guy selling car washes in his driveway doesn’t know what he’s doing, because within minutes the ladies start wiping the car down, which naturally leads to stripteases, twerking, and grinding their twats against the hood of the car the way normal women usually do. Guys, I’ve never been more jealous of a motor vehicle in my life. Everything in the vid is wet with suds, and my boxers are already soaking through with pre-cum.
The production values are what I expect from a RealityKings movie. Beyond the ridiculous setup, the video is crisp HD, the camera work and editing are professional and polished, and the talent? Dear fucking god, these Latina whores are some of the most sexually skilled women in the business.
RealityKings has a good tagging system, so it’s easy to jump from Miami Car Wash to other videos with Face Fuck, Reverse Cowgirl, Big Tits Worship, and Multiple Cum Clean-up scenes. It’s a standard feature on porn sites, but the implementation can be hit or miss. RK and 8thStreetLatinas do it well.
An even better feature is the list of tags below the video. There are a couple of little blue boxes for Anal Play, a few for Doggystyle, and a bunch for Blowjob and Sex. Hovering over one gives you a little screengrab of the action you’re looking for, and one-click will send you right to the dirtiest parts.
The biggest downside to the site is definitely the wonky update schedule. If they updated even twice a month and were consistent about it, signing up would be an easy decision for any Latina enthusiast. It’s hard to justify shelling out thirty bucks a month when you’re not even sure you’ll get a single update.
8thStreetLatinas is part of the RealityKings network and delivers the quality you expect from the name. This is world-class smut starring the most beautiful Latinas in the world. The update schedule sucks, but overall the site is worth a look if you’re into Latin girls.